The Mulligan Mat: Relax, Pal. Funny Dorm Rug

Every great pregame needs a home base. This is it.

The “Relax, pal.” rug is for the guy whose room is where the night starts: the one with the speaker, the fridge stocked better than his pantry, and a roommate who’s “just having one.” He’s mid-swing, he’s got a dart in, and there’s a cold one waiting in the grass. He’s not worried. You shouldn’t be either.

When someone knocks over a drink, the RA shows up, or she asks why there’s a golfer on your floor, the answer’s the same. Relax, pal.

Product features

• 20" × 28" dorm-room size
• 100% polyester construction that resists stretching, shrinking, and common chemicals (yes, including whatever’s in that jungle juice)
• Vibrant full-area sublimation print of the golf-themed “Relax, pal.” design: golfer, cigarette, beer in the rough, zero concern
• Black non-slip underside keeps it in place through beer pong, flip cup, and whatever your boys invent at 1am
• Hemmed edges built to outlast your liver’s semester
• Free US shipping

Care instructions

Spilled White Claw? Throw it in the wash Sunday morning.

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean