The Shank Rag: Relax, Pal. Golf Towel

For wiping your clubs, your forehead, and the memory of whatever happened on the 7th hole.

He’s mid-swing, dart in, cold one waiting in the rough, and he hasn’t checked his score once. You shouldn’t either. Shanked it into the pond? Relax, pal. Beer cart’s coming.

Gift it to the golf dad, the buddy who “usually plays better than this”, or the guy who’s been “working on his swing” for eleven years.

🎁 Bundle deal: add any Relax, Pal. tee and the towel is $10 off. Automatically, no code needed.

Product features

• Absorbent 80% polyester / 20% polyamide microfiber, built to soak up rain, sweat, and the occasional spilled beer
• 16" × 24" (40.64 × 60.96 cm), big enough for clubs, balls, and your dignity
• Gold grommet and ring, so it hangs straight off your bag like you know what you’re doing
• Works for golf, the beach, the lake, the gym, the pool, or wiping down the beer pong table
• One-sided “Relax, pal.” golfer print; the plain back does the dirty work
• Free US shipping

Care instructions

Rough round? Throw it in the wash.

• Machine wash separately: cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle